One summer when you guys still lived in Draper we all slept in the fort/treehouse/lair that you had up on stilts in the backyard and we noticed a huge wasp on the wall. I remember you (at least I think it was you, not Eric) sneaking up and flinging shoes at it before screaming back to hide in your sleeping bag. It probably took 6 misses and lots of squealing before you finally figured out that the thing was already dead.
Awesome. That's pretty much how I plan to handle the situation this time, except replace the shoes with bee spray. There will be much screaming and hiding.
I've heard that getting hit with a swarming nest like that is good training for aspiring luchadores and cyclists. Fling it at Eric and then hit him in the back with an arrow for good measure.
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One summer when you guys still lived in Draper we all slept in the fort/treehouse/lair that you had up on stilts in the backyard and we noticed a huge wasp on the wall. I remember you (at least I think it was you, not Eric) sneaking up and flinging shoes at it before screaming back to hide in your sleeping bag. It probably took 6 misses and lots of squealing before you finally figured out that the thing was already dead.
You should try that method again with these bees.
Awesome. That's pretty much how I plan to handle the situation this time, except replace the shoes with bee spray. There will be much screaming and hiding.
I've heard that getting hit with a swarming nest like that is good training for aspiring luchadores and cyclists. Fling it at Eric and then hit him in the back with an arrow for good measure.
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